I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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