if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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