I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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