Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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