I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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