69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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