apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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