People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
