Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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