Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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