Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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