Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
