Sponge bath it is.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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