Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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