Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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