Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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