I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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