My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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