Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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