K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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