My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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