Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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