I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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