hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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