so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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