She's JV to your varsity
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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