What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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