3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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