I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
