Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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