How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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