sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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