So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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