I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
operation harelip BJ is a go
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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