I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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