So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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