I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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