Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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