the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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