He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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