a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
either way he was missing a nipple.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Randomize
