just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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