apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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