Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Drunk is a universal language darling
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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