with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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