You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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