No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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