I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I want a musical about memes.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
