Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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