he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
send nudes
from the living room?
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