Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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