Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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