Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
