Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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