Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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