i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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