Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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