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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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