Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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