She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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