Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
