Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Life is so much better after having sex.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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